WELL YOU ARE THE ONE, THE ONE THAT LIES CLOSE TO ME.
WHISPER'S HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY.
I FELL IN LOVE, IN LOVE WITH YOU QUITE SUDDENLY.
NOW THERE'S NO PLACE ELSE I COULD BE BUT HERE IN YOUR ARMS.
damn nice song. lol. keith's losing his voice. oh my.
i miss my girl chermaine, she has a hairy mane. see her through a window pane, wish can bring her sit aeroplane.
sometimes she make my heart so pain, because she refuse to sit train. i tell her use to use her brain, she say, sit train too plain.
i ask her what she want she say eat hor fun. i say hor fun not nice. lets eat chicken rice.
because of that she want dump me. so no choice, accompany her eat mee. but eat abit i laosai already. want to shit, but cannot let her see.
i hide in toilet, pretend that i pee. but she climb over the top to stare at me. i almost shit in my pants. please oh please. hear me rant.
darling oh darling let me shit keeping it in me is no easy feat. my asshole keep getting hit by the really big piece of shit.
darling oh darling hear my plea i am not here just to pee, but could you stop staring at me. or else i really want to flee!
i see her play basketball then go with her to tampines mall. she from far away shout my name everyone think she insane.
but i no choice she is my girlfriend to her my hand i must lend. or else she will probably murder me. or sell me to "karang guni"
she always go clubbing wear lots of bling bling i beg you please give me chance. i really dont know how to dance.
i step on the dance floor show my stance. people thought i in a trance. call police say i take ecstasy, then take my chermaine away from me.
chermaine i miss you so, without you i feel so low. although you got thick eyebrow, i can use lawn mower to mow.
so please dont leave me, find me in jail or go to the lawyer ask him for bail cos it was your fault that i am there. use your face and give them a scare!
or you can act like a bear, offer them some china pear. or you can strip bare, and show them your spongebob underwear! (i give you last year vdae one leh)
one day i really go your house tell your parents i'm your spouse. they sure take parang and kill me but i so brave i will not flee.
anything for you i will do, even spend my night in the loo. one day i will bring you to the zoo. and see some kangaroo.
cherm i will love you until the longkang water become blue. i've said it before and i'll say it again.
